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(416 votes)  You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.

Dr. Seuss
American Writer and Cartoonist, b. 1904-1991
Submitted by: American Writer and Cartoonist, b. 1904-1991

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(413 votes)  You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans.

Ronald Reagan
40th US President, b. 1911-2004
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(385 votes)  The cause of global warming isn't polution, but the hot air that the accusers emit.

HJN
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(370 votes)  From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Dr. Seuss
American Writer and Cartoonist, b. 1904-1991
Submitted by: American Writer and Cartoonist, b. 1904-1991

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(370 votes)  ur not funny if u cant make people laugh or screw up their faces and think, wat the heck is trying to do to us?

emily ?????
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(357 votes)  Idiots can never be smart, but smart people can always be idiots.

anonymous hih-larious
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(345 votes)  A WIFE IS A KNIFE IN LIFE

GAUTHAMAN K.S
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(344 votes)  (In a sketch on Fry and Laurie in which he, as a linguistics expert, demonstrated that words could be combined in original ways) Hold the newsreaders nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

Stephen Fry
British Author and Actor
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(342 votes)  I believe if you can't say something nice about somebody, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

Jef Foxworth
Comedian
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(338 votes)  Man will always be his own worst enemy.

Mark Marro
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